My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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