I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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