foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
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