Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I forget how to act sober
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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