He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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