The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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