I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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