in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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