You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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