btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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