I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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