Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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