I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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