we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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