Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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