i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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