I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
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