im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
A bitchslap is in order.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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