She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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