I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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