I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
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