I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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