is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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