let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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