Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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