Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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