oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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