we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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