saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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