and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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