i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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