how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Shame - the story of my life.
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