Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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