I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Never underestimate the power of titties
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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