Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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