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so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"

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(713): View more from Texas

yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore

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(270): View more from Kentucky

He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."

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Does God suck his dick?

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(973): View more from New Jersey

hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination

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(650): View more from California

he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car

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(772): View more from Florida

She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you

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