SEEEEXXX PLEASE
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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