If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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