Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
