He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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