Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
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