is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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