i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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