If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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