shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Be still, my beating vagina.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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