Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Randomize
