Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
You have to summon your inner elephant
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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