Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
lets start a swedish sibling band together
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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