i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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