Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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