if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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